Dr. Fizzgigious' Fantabulous Carbon Dating Simulacrum

Dr. Fizzgigious is a scholar fascinated by carbonated drinks and historical artifacts. His passions merged when his latest carbonated concoction brings artifacts to life! Dr. Fizzgigious' Fantabulous Carbon Dating Simulacrum is quasi-educational! Potentially Romantic! Incredibly Cute! Dr. Fizzgigious must prove he's an "ace" archaeologist and his passion for artifacts by answering questions from the relics themselves! Meet characters based on Edward Lears' Complete Nonsense in a silly and cute story with awfully neat artifacts from all eras!